04/12/10

I was trying to get with this girl who looked liek a skinny version of Kelly from misfits but then she kept jsut talking at me and i ws like' just shut up, i'm trying to kiss you' so then i gave up and just did that thing where you dangle your head off the edge of the bed so your upside down. but then when i sat up this guy i know called george was there and i used to fancie him. and he was really into me and we kept kissing but then e went downstairs to talk to my family and when he came back he gave me a christmas card.

Recently

I had a little baby and it was fat as anything, but cute little baby, fat.

and my mum kept being like, oh for god sake Abi, give it here you don't have a baby.

And i was like go away mother, i'm busy

and then i kept patting my baby's cheeks going 'Buddha, Buddha, Buddha' as i did it.

And i kept telling him he looked like Buddha and he was all fat

14/08/10

A load of us were all grouped around a car. Then the man out of friday 13th showed up (the hockey mask guy) and started chasing a us round it, and i didnt think he would chase me, but then he did so i was crawling round the car as fast as i could trying to hide and run away at the same time, and i thought he'd stopped so i looked around and he was stood over me.

suddenly the car disapeared and it was just me on my knees in the middle of like a dirt track or something. the guy was behind me but he was his mask off and looked liek the guy out of the texas chainsaw massacre. the police were in front of me and they were like GIVE YOURSELF UP to the guy but he got a gun out and pointed it at the back of my head and said 'let me kill this one person, and i'll give myself in'

i thought the police would tell him no way and shoot him but they said okay. and then i was waiting and in dreams you don't know it isn't real and it was one of the scariest things i've ever experienced. i was shaking and crying and twitching horribly.

thats how i woke up.

24/04/10

I had two.

on the first one i was under a bridge or something with a load of boys and we were all really scared about something. then this woman came along with a gun and put it to this guys head and i shouted out 'good luck daniel i love you' so that he'd be happy before he died, and he smiled at me and then she shot him. then she looked at me and goes 'good luck? you do know thats french right? how dare you' and then i got chucked into this tiny room. It was so weird.

Then my other one,

i was at a hotel with my friend Aaron and like some other people i didn't recognise but then we wanted to decorate the room so i was on aarons shoulders for the duration of the dream. but we didnt want anyone to know that we were decorating the room. then we noticed that the fire alarm was actually a bomb so i put it on the floor and moved everything out of the room. it went off but the explosion was tiny so i just chucked some water on it, which missed. Everyone laughed. then we moved all the stuff back in and aaron was like, where's the bed? and it turned out the owner of the hotel found it and we were all in big trouble.

2/04/10

I was on the phone to my dad i don't know what we were talking about

then i hard a big snap and lots of screaming then someone said 'He's dead'

i ran to the house and opened the door as fast as i could. But on the welcome mat inside was my baby brother with blood all around him.

I went to school the next day and someone said 'i had such a bad day yesterday' to which i replied'my dad died as well as my brother' but no-one believed me

06/03/10

My science teacher is a waiter in this big hotel, so we go for some free food after sleeping there. None of my food goes together so i don't eat it. Sophie has a slice of lemon on her plate and a spoon. I think she's attention seeking. I look over and Alice has stradled Dan and is kissing his face off. I throw my fork down and leave.

Upstairs there is a massive ballroom where a wedding reception is taking place. I find Erin, Billy's sister so i take her downstairs again but downstairs has changed into a beach. I hear Billy say 'next time just Bee is looking after Erin' and i feel proud of myself.

28/02/10

I was holding my pet mouse and it was dead.
I wouldn't let go of it, I refused outright. i stroked it over and over again and sobbed into its back.
then is started scrambling around in my hands, clawing to get free
realising it wasn't dead i let go, for some reason i felt terrified of it
it scuttled away and i knew I'd lost it forever

i thought it would have been better if it was dead, rather than it leaving by choice.
This hurt more

Long Term

When i was younger i had a recurring dream that the door bell would ring, I'd open it to find a man a bit like Mr. Ben in a bowler hat and a black suit at the door. Somehow I'd know who he was and would run away screaming. I'd try and find all of my family and we'd hide somewhere; usually under a bed or in a wardrobe. We'd see him walk straight past us.

But then we'd realise that someone was missing, one of us hadn't hidden in time, and the Bowler-hat-man had killed them.

The only thing that ever changed was who died

it was never me.

23/02/2010

My house is a little flat that is right on a main road. i open the door becasue a bus has pulled up outside my house, suddenly a flow of people barge past me, including my dad and Edd.

My dad has a metal thing on his hand

and Edd is laying on my sofa in a blanket, i'm next to him.

the next day he gives me a painting of me, with the word 'adorable' on it

my mum, aunt, and grandma are discussing the painting. mum decides i'm going to marry E, and is delighted that she has married off her eighteen children.

(i dont really have 17 siblings)

20/02/2010

get rich quick scheme.

when handled wrong, the ingredients are fatal.

girl-1 hands girl-2 a small object that looks like a fruit flake, saying that even one lick of that would kill you within the hour.

girl-2, while taking it somewhere, trips and chokes on it. she finds the nearest boy and makes love to him until she starts to die, when he runs away leaving her crying on the ground.

girl-1 and boy-1 have heard the news. boy-1 puts another two of the small poisonous objects on the table between them. girl-1 eats one of them, thinking boy-1 will do the same.

'your crazy' he says in a laid back, almost smug manner. he walks away from her

'NOOOO' she screams, and then lays down, screaming and crying.

a grown up boy-1 is sitting in a finely furnished, mansion.