Recently

I had a little baby and it was fat as anything, but cute little baby, fat.

and my mum kept being like, oh for god sake Abi, give it here you don't have a baby.

And i was like go away mother, i'm busy

and then i kept patting my baby's cheeks going 'Buddha, Buddha, Buddha' as i did it.

And i kept telling him he looked like Buddha and he was all fat