04/12/10

I was trying to get with this girl who looked liek a skinny version of Kelly from misfits but then she kept jsut talking at me and i ws like' just shut up, i'm trying to kiss you' so then i gave up and just did that thing where you dangle your head off the edge of the bed so your upside down. but then when i sat up this guy i know called george was there and i used to fancie him. and he was really into me and we kept kissing but then e went downstairs to talk to my family and when he came back he gave me a christmas card.

Recently

I had a little baby and it was fat as anything, but cute little baby, fat.

and my mum kept being like, oh for god sake Abi, give it here you don't have a baby.

And i was like go away mother, i'm busy

and then i kept patting my baby's cheeks going 'Buddha, Buddha, Buddha' as i did it.

And i kept telling him he looked like Buddha and he was all fat