28/8/2013

Basically all my worst nightmares in one nights sleep. First of all, we were out in town, Courtney fellover and Harvey grabbed her and they started violently kissing, so me and Tarik walked off by ourselves in a big strop. Then i woke up and managed to go back to sleep. We were all going to Taniths house and my friend did something really bad that i can't remember what it was. but her punishment was to get all her limbs cutoff(under the impression they would grow back) and be used to pleasure men in market stalls with her mouth. Terrifying and weird :(

20/08/2013

I was with a group of friends and we were all going to be in the last Lord of the Rings film but it was quite real. I had a vision into the future and saw Professor Mcgonagal and others all tied round a tree, and a giant wild boar was going to eat them. Then i returned to the present and one of my friends was getting eaten by the boar. We all started running and managed to hunt a baby boar and found camp. The group leader said that we had to eat the baby boar because Boar is the only animal where every part of it is nutritious. One of my friends complained that she wanted steak and ale pie so we tried to make the boar look like that.

then i woke up a little bit and fell back asleep and dreamed i'd typed all this out aready.

06/08/2013

First, my mum came back from a holiday where you stay in all inclusive villas for £1000 that can have up to six people in each, she showed us a brochure of really really nice houses with balconies and verandas and trees and plants everywhere by the sea. Me and my friend Courtney decide to go on a Baltic cruise for a week though insead because the week before it had been featured on Geordie Shore. However I only managed to bring £10 with me so have to rely on people buying me drinks. I remember saying that I'd get a job on the boat for a week and pay for myself that way.

04/08/2013

I was in some kind of office building, industrial looking sky scraper type thing at a group lunch. My mum was there and she was getting on my nerves massively so I decided to leave. I managed to reach another floor when suddenly the buiilding was flooding fast. I remember thinking that my mum wouldnt know where i was and she'd be terrified and I felt really horrible. I dont remember anything else but i have a feeling a lot more happened

03/08/2013

I was lying on a beach with my friends when everyone started screaming and running behind us. For some reason i thought nothing of it until people started running past us. I looked around and across the whole coast i could see people running in the same direction. Then I decided I should start running though i couldnt see what from yet, all my friends had start running a while ago. For seemingly no reason at all i suddenly got really really tired and fell over and couldnt carry on. I saw a friend of mine, Henry turn around and see this and start running back to me, but then I was caught in a huge wave and I remember thinking to just keep the body relaxed and i was probably going to die. But then the next thing I remember is claiming that Henry and another friend of mine, Tom, had saved my life. It then cuts to a friend of mine talking to Dido as she admits that if you listen to her songs closely enough it turns out she's actually really racist.