17/03/13

i'd been kidnapped by Steve Coogan and someone who looked like Spud from trainspotting but he was called shag. shag was really evil and horrible and kept me in a really derelict house that noone would find and raped me a load. i started out terrified and cried and screamed a lot. he didnt let me wear clothes and i followed him round everywhere. i started to get quite stockholm smdrome-y and my spirit got broken a bit and i just followed him round laughing at his jokes and doing whatever he said. but then steve coogan let me go to college and i ran to my house and i told my mum what happened and she went all crazy and killed them both. fanx mum :')