07/03/12

Me my boyfriend Alex, my friend Courtney and her boyfriend Luke were in my boyfriends house but i was going out with Luke and my boyfriend was going out with Courtney. as couples we were on either side of a christmas tree but Courtney and Alex started to have sex so me and Luke went off somewhere else. we were trying to find somewhere to 'do the dirt' like under trees and in hedges and stuff but in the end we couldnt find anywhere. then i changed my mind because i had a boyfriend and felt really guilty about it (even though in the dream Luke was my boyfriend) so then ukeL pulled a gun on me and said 'i'll tell him!' but then he just put it away and was okay again. on our way home it was snowing and we came across a woman in her underwear and a ball gag cutting a headge in the snow, then another woman in her underwear appeared and two women also in ball gags came crawling down the road at us. i asked why they were cutting the hedge and the woman not in the ball gag said it was because she told them to.

fucking bizarre D:

04/12/10

I was trying to get with this girl who looked liek a skinny version of Kelly from misfits but then she kept jsut talking at me and i ws like' just shut up, i'm trying to kiss you' so then i gave up and just did that thing where you dangle your head off the edge of the bed so your upside down. but then when i sat up this guy i know called george was there and i used to fancie him. and he was really into me and we kept kissing but then e went downstairs to talk to my family and when he came back he gave me a christmas card.

Recently

I had a little baby and it was fat as anything, but cute little baby, fat.

and my mum kept being like, oh for god sake Abi, give it here you don't have a baby.

And i was like go away mother, i'm busy

and then i kept patting my baby's cheeks going 'Buddha, Buddha, Buddha' as i did it.

And i kept telling him he looked like Buddha and he was all fat

14/08/10

A load of us were all grouped around a car. Then the man out of friday 13th showed up (the hockey mask guy) and started chasing a us round it, and i didnt think he would chase me, but then he did so i was crawling round the car as fast as i could trying to hide and run away at the same time, and i thought he'd stopped so i looked around and he was stood over me.

suddenly the car disapeared and it was just me on my knees in the middle of like a dirt track or something. the guy was behind me but he was his mask off and looked liek the guy out of the texas chainsaw massacre. the police were in front of me and they were like GIVE YOURSELF UP to the guy but he got a gun out and pointed it at the back of my head and said 'let me kill this one person, and i'll give myself in'

i thought the police would tell him no way and shoot him but they said okay. and then i was waiting and in dreams you don't know it isn't real and it was one of the scariest things i've ever experienced. i was shaking and crying and twitching horribly.

thats how i woke up.

24/04/10

I had two.

on the first one i was under a bridge or something with a load of boys and we were all really scared about something. then this woman came along with a gun and put it to this guys head and i shouted out 'good luck daniel i love you' so that he'd be happy before he died, and he smiled at me and then she shot him. then she looked at me and goes 'good luck? you do know thats french right? how dare you' and then i got chucked into this tiny room. It was so weird.

Then my other one,

i was at a hotel with my friend Aaron and like some other people i didn't recognise but then we wanted to decorate the room so i was on aarons shoulders for the duration of the dream. but we didnt want anyone to know that we were decorating the room. then we noticed that the fire alarm was actually a bomb so i put it on the floor and moved everything out of the room. it went off but the explosion was tiny so i just chucked some water on it, which missed. Everyone laughed. then we moved all the stuff back in and aaron was like, where's the bed? and it turned out the owner of the hotel found it and we were all in big trouble.

2/04/10

I was on the phone to my dad i don't know what we were talking about

then i hard a big snap and lots of screaming then someone said 'He's dead'

i ran to the house and opened the door as fast as i could. But on the welcome mat inside was my baby brother with blood all around him.

I went to school the next day and someone said 'i had such a bad day yesterday' to which i replied'my dad died as well as my brother' but no-one believed me

06/03/10

My science teacher is a waiter in this big hotel, so we go for some free food after sleeping there. None of my food goes together so i don't eat it. Sophie has a slice of lemon on her plate and a spoon. I think she's attention seeking. I look over and Alice has stradled Dan and is kissing his face off. I throw my fork down and leave.

Upstairs there is a massive ballroom where a wedding reception is taking place. I find Erin, Billy's sister so i take her downstairs again but downstairs has changed into a beach. I hear Billy say 'next time just Bee is looking after Erin' and i feel proud of myself.