Sunday, 6 October 2013

05/10/2013

one of the weirdest and worst.

lots of girls were all being ushered into different mens rooms to have sex. i was under the impression that something bad would happen if i didnt so i cried and begged the man in my room to not make me but he said 'turn the fuck around' and raped me. then a preist and the other girls walked in and all looked normal and fine so i asked them what was going on and was told it was a test and the other girls hadn't had sex with their partners so they got to go home. i asked the preist if there was anything i could do in the eyes of god and he said it was too late for me.
I felt horibly desperate and sad. they all left and the man got angry with me for crying so much so i told him i wanted to make it up to him and started to go down on him, then all of a sudden i bit down really hard and while he was in pain i ran out the door naked.

i think other things happened but i don't remember completely. woke up feeling really gross and upset though.

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

28/8/2013

Basically all my worst nightmares in one nights sleep. First of all, we were out in town, Courtney fellover and Harvey grabbed her and they started violently kissing, so me and Tarik walked off by ourselves in a big strop. Then i woke up and managed to go back to sleep. We were all going to Taniths house and my friend did something really bad that i can't remember what it was. but her punishment was to get all her limbs cutoff(under the impression they would grow back) and be used to pleasure men in market stalls with her mouth. Terrifying and weird :(

Tuesday, 20 August 2013

20/08/2013

I was with a group of friends and we were all going to be in the last Lord of the Rings film but it was quite real. I had a vision into the future and saw Professor Mcgonagal and others all tied round a tree, and a giant wild boar was going to eat them. Then i returned to the present and one of my friends was getting eaten by the boar. We all started running and managed to hunt a baby boar and found camp. The group leader said that we had to eat the baby boar because Boar is the only animal where every part of it is nutritious. One of my friends complained that she wanted steak and ale pie so we tried to make the boar look like that.

then i woke up a little bit and fell back asleep and dreamed i'd typed all this out aready.

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

06/08/2013

First, my mum came back from a holiday where you stay in all inclusive villas for £1000 that can have up to six people in each, she showed us a brochure of really really nice houses with balconies and verandas and trees and plants everywhere by the sea. Me and my friend Courtney decide to go on a Baltic cruise for a week though insead because the week before it had been featured on Geordie Shore. However I only managed to bring £10 with me so have to rely on people buying me drinks. I remember saying that I'd get a job on the boat for a week and pay for myself that way.

04/08/2013

I was in some kind of office building, industrial looking sky scraper type thing at a group lunch. My mum was there and she was getting on my nerves massively so I decided to leave. I managed to reach another floor when suddenly the buiilding was flooding fast. I remember thinking that my mum wouldnt know where i was and she'd be terrified and I felt really horrible. I dont remember anything else but i have a feeling a lot more happened

03/08/2013

I was lying on a beach with my friends when everyone started screaming and running behind us. For some reason i thought nothing of it until people started running past us. I looked around and across the whole coast i could see people running in the same direction. Then I decided I should start running though i couldnt see what from yet, all my friends had start running a while ago. For seemingly no reason at all i suddenly got really really tired and fell over and couldnt carry on. I saw a friend of mine, Henry turn around and see this and start running back to me, but then I was caught in a huge wave and I remember thinking to just keep the body relaxed and i was probably going to die. But then the next thing I remember is claiming that Henry and another friend of mine, Tom, had saved my life. It then cuts to a friend of mine talking to Dido as she admits that if you listen to her songs closely enough it turns out she's actually really racist.

Sunday, 19 May 2013

19/05/2013

i was in my house with alex, my boyfriend (who was a girl), and Alexs mum, but she didnt look like Alexs actual mum. i was trying to convince them that i truely did want to be with alex but they kept getting really violent about it and not believing me, and it resulted in a load of hair pulling and pushing around. I happened to have lost my phone in this dream, but they pulled it out of one of their bags saying they took it to check if I was cheating on Alex, but couldnt get past the password. To get them to leave i calmlyy explained how genuinely sorry i was but i just wanted to be with alex. then they left

Friday, 17 May 2013

17/05/2013

first off, i was at the rapids with my friend, shes the kind of girl that guysalways go for. thenwe see aa gorgeous friend of mine called nick and she says 'oh my god, who is that' but he comes over and spends some time talking to me with his arm round me. it was a really good feeling feeling wanted for a change. then the scene changes and im cowering away from my ex boyfriend. i dont remember what he wants me to do but hes bullying me into doing something and im crying and screaming that i dont want to. eventually i say 'maybe in the future' and he bends down and hugs me to calm me down. for some reason he is a makeup artist and is showing me how to make a zombie face out of wood,then he gives me colouring in while he talks to his teacher.

Sunday, 17 March 2013

17/03/13

i'd been kidnapped by Steve Coogan and someone who looked like Spud from trainspotting but he was called shag. shag was really evil and horrible and kept me in a really derelict house that noone would find and raped me a load. i started out terrified and cried and screamed a lot. he didnt let me wear clothes and i followed him round everywhere. i started to get quite stockholm smdrome-y and my spirit got broken a bit and i just followed him round laughing at his jokes and doing whatever he said. but then steve coogan let me go to college and i ran to my house and i told my mum what happened and she went all crazy and killed them both. fanx mum :')

16/03/2013

i was an olympic swimmer and they'd invented goggles that allowed you to breathe underwater. i was swimming in a local pool and i went down a lane that was walled on all sides and a man who was carrying a lady swam down after me. i told him about the goggles and suddenly he turned evil and got a crowbar (where from????) and said he was going to get them off me. the aldy he was carrying whispered something in his ear and he dropped the crowbar really angril and spat at me and then swam in the opposite direction. he hoisted the lad over his shoulder and started whacking her bum. realy weird but he goggles were so cool!

Thursday, 24 January 2013

24/02/2013

There was a few of us all in a house but you were in your room o your laptop i a big swivel chair. i cant resist so i knock on the door and creep in in my underwear and sit on your lap. you smile affectionately at me and put your hand on my leg and rest your chin on my shoulder. something happened to do with walking to the post office and sweets. some woman offered me two pounds becasue i couldnt afford the sweets that i wanted, but i dont understand this part

Thursday, 3 January 2013

03/01/13

There were a lot of people in a big grand building with lots of consecutive rooms. I was with my little brother, stepmum, dad and stepdad. It was announced that we were all about to play a game in which a holographic dragon would fly through the rooms attempting to catch a tennis ball, and if it touched one of us, we would be out of the game and be magically transported to a corridor above the room that had a glass wall so you could watch the rest of the game down below. My little brother got very scared so i had to keep reminding him that it couldnt hurt us. The game began and the tennis ball got thrown in, everone was manically throwing it in the opposite direction of themselves and the dragon was chasing the ball around. It was actually terrifying. For every person that got caught by the dragon a white balloon would appear, and it got to the point where so many people got caught that we were in danger of drowning in balloons so we ran to open a door into an adjoining room. Thats all i can remember