26/07/13

The first thing I remember is being on a bus near my house and pressig thebutton loads of times as it went slightly past my stop. The bus driver stopped as a man with an axe slowly walked up the pavement and said "are you getting out then?" I ducked under the window and said"Yeah I'm getting out while theres a man with an axe out there!"  Then a chinese man with cuts o his face fellinto the busses windscreen, he had been hung by the neck to a tree above.
I then remember going shopping for shoes and seeing a sign by a little girl who'd lost her family. She said she'd wait on the same road corner every day forsomeone to come and get her. I went to get her but she said she didn't mean just for someoe to get her but to takeher toher family. Eventually we found her family and they hadnt seen her fo years and were really grateful.
Then I remember being at work ad becoming schizophrenic. Objects kept changing into other things infront of my eyes and my coworkers changed into different people. At on point to men kept shouting at me so I screamed "Fuck off!" to them before they changed into the kitchen staff at work who had just been talking to me, so I started crying and said "oh not you, im sorry!" I think the man with the axe turned out to be in my mind

05/10/2013

one of the weirdest and worst.

lots of girls were all being ushered into different mens rooms to have sex. i was under the impression that something bad would happen if i didnt so i cried and begged the man in my room to not make me but he said 'turn the fuck around' and raped me. then a preist and the other girls walked in and all looked normal and fine so i asked them what was going on and was told it was a test and the other girls hadn't had sex with their partners so they got to go home. i asked the preist if there was anything i could do in the eyes of god and he said it was too late for me.
I felt horibly desperate and sad. they all left and the man got angry with me for crying so much so i told him i wanted to make it up to him and started to go down on him, then all of a sudden i bit down really hard and while he was in pain i ran out the door naked.

i think other things happened but i don't remember completely. woke up feeling really gross and upset though.

28/8/2013

Basically all my worst nightmares in one nights sleep. First of all, we were out in town, Courtney fellover and Harvey grabbed her and they started violently kissing, so me and Tarik walked off by ourselves in a big strop. Then i woke up and managed to go back to sleep. We were all going to Taniths house and my friend did something really bad that i can't remember what it was. but her punishment was to get all her limbs cutoff(under the impression they would grow back) and be used to pleasure men in market stalls with her mouth. Terrifying and weird :(

20/08/2013

I was with a group of friends and we were all going to be in the last Lord of the Rings film but it was quite real. I had a vision into the future and saw Professor Mcgonagal and others all tied round a tree, and a giant wild boar was going to eat them. Then i returned to the present and one of my friends was getting eaten by the boar. We all started running and managed to hunt a baby boar and found camp. The group leader said that we had to eat the baby boar because Boar is the only animal where every part of it is nutritious. One of my friends complained that she wanted steak and ale pie so we tried to make the boar look like that.

then i woke up a little bit and fell back asleep and dreamed i'd typed all this out aready.

06/08/2013

First, my mum came back from a holiday where you stay in all inclusive villas for £1000 that can have up to six people in each, she showed us a brochure of really really nice houses with balconies and verandas and trees and plants everywhere by the sea. Me and my friend Courtney decide to go on a Baltic cruise for a week though insead because the week before it had been featured on Geordie Shore. However I only managed to bring £10 with me so have to rely on people buying me drinks. I remember saying that I'd get a job on the boat for a week and pay for myself that way.

04/08/2013

I was in some kind of office building, industrial looking sky scraper type thing at a group lunch. My mum was there and she was getting on my nerves massively so I decided to leave. I managed to reach another floor when suddenly the buiilding was flooding fast. I remember thinking that my mum wouldnt know where i was and she'd be terrified and I felt really horrible. I dont remember anything else but i have a feeling a lot more happened

03/08/2013

I was lying on a beach with my friends when everyone started screaming and running behind us. For some reason i thought nothing of it until people started running past us. I looked around and across the whole coast i could see people running in the same direction. Then I decided I should start running though i couldnt see what from yet, all my friends had start running a while ago. For seemingly no reason at all i suddenly got really really tired and fell over and couldnt carry on. I saw a friend of mine, Henry turn around and see this and start running back to me, but then I was caught in a huge wave and I remember thinking to just keep the body relaxed and i was probably going to die. But then the next thing I remember is claiming that Henry and another friend of mine, Tom, had saved my life. It then cuts to a friend of mine talking to Dido as she admits that if you listen to her songs closely enough it turns out she's actually really racist.

19/05/2013

i was in my house with alex, my boyfriend (who was a girl), and Alexs mum, but she didnt look like Alexs actual mum. i was trying to convince them that i truely did want to be with alex but they kept getting really violent about it and not believing me, and it resulted in a load of hair pulling and pushing around. I happened to have lost my phone in this dream, but they pulled it out of one of their bags saying they took it to check if I was cheating on Alex, but couldnt get past the password. To get them to leave i calmlyy explained how genuinely sorry i was but i just wanted to be with alex. then they left

17/05/2013

first off, i was at the rapids with my friend, shes the kind of girl that guysalways go for. thenwe see aa gorgeous friend of mine called nick and she says 'oh my god, who is that' but he comes over and spends some time talking to me with his arm round me. it was a really good feeling feeling wanted for a change. then the scene changes and im cowering away from my ex boyfriend. i dont remember what he wants me to do but hes bullying me into doing something and im crying and screaming that i dont want to. eventually i say 'maybe in the future' and he bends down and hugs me to calm me down. for some reason he is a makeup artist and is showing me how to make a zombie face out of wood,then he gives me colouring in while he talks to his teacher.

17/03/13

i'd been kidnapped by Steve Coogan and someone who looked like Spud from trainspotting but he was called shag. shag was really evil and horrible and kept me in a really derelict house that noone would find and raped me a load. i started out terrified and cried and screamed a lot. he didnt let me wear clothes and i followed him round everywhere. i started to get quite stockholm smdrome-y and my spirit got broken a bit and i just followed him round laughing at his jokes and doing whatever he said. but then steve coogan let me go to college and i ran to my house and i told my mum what happened and she went all crazy and killed them both. fanx mum :')

16/03/2013

i was an olympic swimmer and they'd invented goggles that allowed you to breathe underwater. i was swimming in a local pool and i went down a lane that was walled on all sides and a man who was carrying a lady swam down after me. i told him about the goggles and suddenly he turned evil and got a crowbar (where from????) and said he was going to get them off me. the aldy he was carrying whispered something in his ear and he dropped the crowbar really angril and spat at me and then swam in the opposite direction. he hoisted the lad over his shoulder and started whacking her bum. realy weird but he goggles were so cool!

24/02/2013

There was a few of us all in a house but you were in your room o your laptop i a big swivel chair. i cant resist so i knock on the door and creep in in my underwear and sit on your lap. you smile affectionately at me and put your hand on my leg and rest your chin on my shoulder. something happened to do with walking to the post office and sweets. some woman offered me two pounds becasue i couldnt afford the sweets that i wanted, but i dont understand this part

03/01/13

There were a lot of people in a big grand building with lots of consecutive rooms. I was with my little brother, stepmum, dad and stepdad. It was announced that we were all about to play a game in which a holographic dragon would fly through the rooms attempting to catch a tennis ball, and if it touched one of us, we would be out of the game and be magically transported to a corridor above the room that had a glass wall so you could watch the rest of the game down below. My little brother got very scared so i had to keep reminding him that it couldnt hurt us. The game began and the tennis ball got thrown in, everone was manically throwing it in the opposite direction of themselves and the dragon was chasing the ball around. It was actually terrifying. For every person that got caught by the dragon a white balloon would appear, and it got to the point where so many people got caught that we were in danger of drowning in balloons so we ran to open a door into an adjoining room. Thats all i can remember

29/12/2012

Me and my friend Keiran were in wetsuits and decidedto bodyboard to Australia to see our friends (from England) the last part of our journeyr was this massive flume that went right out into the sea and we swam back to the beach. We were in this big hotel and we were looking for something and this weird guy told us he knew where it was and took us t oa scrapyard. He then told us he lived there and went inside a big corregated iron box(his house) and it turned out he was trying to kill us, so me and my two friends ran to a car but no-one wanted to be the driver. we sat for a bit trying to decide who would drive and then we saw the guy running towards us with a big mob of his friends so one of my friends jumped int he drivers seat. we got back to the hotel adn there was a club. i didnt have any ID so the bouncer let us in for free because we were being chased.

23/08/2012

This is aroudn the time of my operation so i do actually know waht this means

I'm walking down Eastleigh high street and there is a little girl walking down them iddle of the road on her own. i look around for her mother or father but she's totally abandoned. i go to pick her up and search around while she screams 'MUUUUUUM' at the top of her lungs. finally i meet someone who can show me where her mum is. By this point the girl has gotten heavy so we turn her into a basket of onions to make her easier to carry (:S) we go to the top of a tall building to find her mum sat at a desk crying, she screa,s with delight when she sees the onions and grabs then from me.

Then the scene changes. im not longer in the dream i'm just looking at a scene like watching a film. there is a dad and two young boys walking through what i can only describe as wasteland. the boys are jumping around and playful but the dad looks concerned as he can see thick black swirling mist in front of hhim. he grabs the boys to his sides and edges his face closer to the mist. suddenly his eyes go wide and he pick up his hildren adn runs in the opposite direction, the mist swiriling and biting after him untill with a horrible scream from the dad, it engulfs them completely. then it goes back to how it was the the two young boys and their dad are gone

07/03/12

Me my boyfriend Alex, my friend Courtney and her boyfriend Luke were in my boyfriends house but i was going out with Luke and my boyfriend was going out with Courtney. as couples we were on either side of a christmas tree but Courtney and Alex started to have sex so me and Luke went off somewhere else. we were trying to find somewhere to 'do the dirt' like under trees and in hedges and stuff but in the end we couldnt find anywhere. then i changed my mind because i had a boyfriend and felt really guilty about it (even though in the dream Luke was my boyfriend) so then ukeL pulled a gun on me and said 'i'll tell him!' but then he just put it away and was okay again. on our way home it was snowing and we came across a woman in her underwear and a ball gag cutting a headge in the snow, then another woman in her underwear appeared and two women also in ball gags came crawling down the road at us. i asked why they were cutting the hedge and the woman not in the ball gag said it was because she told them to.

fucking bizarre D:

04/12/10

I was trying to get with this girl who looked liek a skinny version of Kelly from misfits but then she kept jsut talking at me and i ws like' just shut up, i'm trying to kiss you' so then i gave up and just did that thing where you dangle your head off the edge of the bed so your upside down. but then when i sat up this guy i know called george was there and i used to fancie him. and he was really into me and we kept kissing but then e went downstairs to talk to my family and when he came back he gave me a christmas card.

Recently

I had a little baby and it was fat as anything, but cute little baby, fat.

and my mum kept being like, oh for god sake Abi, give it here you don't have a baby.

And i was like go away mother, i'm busy

and then i kept patting my baby's cheeks going 'Buddha, Buddha, Buddha' as i did it.

And i kept telling him he looked like Buddha and he was all fat

14/08/10

A load of us were all grouped around a car. Then the man out of friday 13th showed up (the hockey mask guy) and started chasing a us round it, and i didnt think he would chase me, but then he did so i was crawling round the car as fast as i could trying to hide and run away at the same time, and i thought he'd stopped so i looked around and he was stood over me.

suddenly the car disapeared and it was just me on my knees in the middle of like a dirt track or something. the guy was behind me but he was his mask off and looked liek the guy out of the texas chainsaw massacre. the police were in front of me and they were like GIVE YOURSELF UP to the guy but he got a gun out and pointed it at the back of my head and said 'let me kill this one person, and i'll give myself in'

i thought the police would tell him no way and shoot him but they said okay. and then i was waiting and in dreams you don't know it isn't real and it was one of the scariest things i've ever experienced. i was shaking and crying and twitching horribly.

thats how i woke up.

24/04/10

I had two.

on the first one i was under a bridge or something with a load of boys and we were all really scared about something. then this woman came along with a gun and put it to this guys head and i shouted out 'good luck daniel i love you' so that he'd be happy before he died, and he smiled at me and then she shot him. then she looked at me and goes 'good luck? you do know thats french right? how dare you' and then i got chucked into this tiny room. It was so weird.

Then my other one,

i was at a hotel with my friend Aaron and like some other people i didn't recognise but then we wanted to decorate the room so i was on aarons shoulders for the duration of the dream. but we didnt want anyone to know that we were decorating the room. then we noticed that the fire alarm was actually a bomb so i put it on the floor and moved everything out of the room. it went off but the explosion was tiny so i just chucked some water on it, which missed. Everyone laughed. then we moved all the stuff back in and aaron was like, where's the bed? and it turned out the owner of the hotel found it and we were all in big trouble.